lovesexandhumor:

stfuprincess:

beckyloves:

theycouldgetit:

good god what

thats never coming off.

Why

I hope that penis won’t be going into any orifices any time soon…at least, not before it gets washed off. Haha!

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR A RUBBER WHEN FUCKING PIXIES

They say that it’s cool, and you don’t need protection ‘cuz they’re all magic, but there’s no bigger regret than catching an Elvenereal Disease.

Finished up an older sketch I had lying around! Mama is taking things nice and slow with Beasty this morning ;P

If anyone wants to have a go at coloring this, email me and I’ll send you a higher res file with the lineart! (I actually don’t have any specific hair-colors fixed in my head for either of these characters, so feel free to do what you want there! It may even become canon, who knows x3)

Wiccan Bear already had a go at it using traditional media!

I’m loving how it came out (and digging the hair too x3)!

dirktier:

fireandshellamari:

ladyammarettossniperrifle:

littleselfia:

khaleesi:

callmekitto:

merrymethods:

judgingbythestateofyourknees:

cuuute

… we interrupt your porn because goats.

this just in: GOATS

GOTSSASDSA

YISS

Sweet lil darlin angel

A TINY GOAT.

i got chased by a goat once and it tried to eat my camera

Oh my god, all these gif sets of baby goats make me want one as a pet, even though that would be a terrible idea and neither me or my fiancee would likely be able to take care of one and it would be a disaster and BABY CAN WE GET A GOAT??

(Source: matafari)

razzledazzy:

marintan:

Re-updated all my old brushes! These are the updated version with bonus bg brushes!

Also, i use a ton of textures for BGs and some brush textures, which you can find all on DeviantArt! :0

God bless your kind soul you god of men.

sketchamagowza:

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A CARTOONIST

ac120:

matrixdigivolution:

juliexane:

oh mY GOD

IOH MY FUCKING GOD

Perfect. 

(Source: jamie-is-awesome)

dwenda:

becauseedric:

onceler-in-a-lifetime:

otherwiseknownassquidd:

kangaroogreen:

epicmurdock:

lochnesie:

“A 1^st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

all of these children are me

is going to poop on you

When the blind leads the blind, get out of the way.

twos company threes the muskateers

FUCK

a penny saved is

not much

AHAHAHAHAHA.

When the blind lead the blind, get out of the way.

I don’t know, guys, that is pretty sage advice. I am still rolling though.

Don’t put off til tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.

I am going to live my life by these words!

(Source: geekpanties)